Media Relations Unit

Message from the Provost : "Over the past few years , RCAM (Royal College of Alternative Medicine) has quietly had to ethically tolerate more than it's own fair share of wantonly unsubstantiated highly defamatory material liberally disseminated about it . It is also very important to note that (despite RCAM's consistent vindication in every single area of such frivolous reports), absolutely none of these Media Outlets has morally found it appropriate to issue either public retractions or private apologies as soon as it miraculously dawned upon them that they had made the biggest goofs (not scoops) of the respective years in question. RCAM would therefore like to publicly appeal to all Media Organizations to ethically realize that Royal College of Alternative Medicine is both a Statutorily Registered Trademark and a Legally Registered Entity. The FRCAM (Dublin) designation is also fully protected by Statute. Should any Media Organization have any queries whatsoever about RCAM, then the best way to send them to us BEFORE PUBLICATION is via our Online Contact Form, which also enables us to keep a permanent lawful record of such noble enquiries. The Media is also hereby alerted of a certain class of Clientelle who seem to be exceedingly eager to sell utterly grandiose stories to the Global Press , rather than settle their outstanding debts and invoices. The Media must diligently ask for such RCAM e-mails directly from their Reliable Sources, and also be 100% sure of what they intend to publish , before they go ahead and publish it . The same goes for Search Engines too. Although RCAM has temporarily overlooked such a serious avalanche of defamatory offences against us up till now , we still strongly reserve the right to fiscally hold all of the various Media Organizations themselves fully liable for their actions ; as we have now come to the extremely wise conclusion that these Media Outlets are in a far better position to promptly pay us appropriate compensation for any untoward besmirchment thereof ". Important Addendum : Royal College of Alternative Medicine (RCAM) recently re-issued all of it's Fellowship Certificates and also now administers an Online Verification Service (OVS) for any queries concerning those wishing to confirm the status of Individuals representing themselves to be Fellows of RCAM . Subject to OVS Confirmation directly from the Office of the RCAM Provost , anyone claiming to be a Fellow of RCAM should by now be in full possession of his or her new FRCAM(Dublin) Certificate : Each FRCAM(Dublin) Certificate additionally comes with an Officially Revalidated Certificate of Good Standing in 'RCAM Targeted Aspects' of Alternative Medicine. OVS Validated Holders of BOTH of these Professional Certificates will take Legal Action against any person or media group which dares imply them to be a 'Quack' in any shape or form.